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Posted by Cyprus - March 19th, 2009


I don't know why I bother posting half the shit I do on here. I really sometimes wonder why I'm still on NG. I come around every couple years, post a bunch be a normal NGer then disappear again. The people here are cool n shit but you know... I left this culture a while ago, if that makes any sense.
"Then why are you still here?" You know, who knows.
It gives me something to do when I'm not in school and out getting drunk with my friends and... GIRLS (shocker for most of you people on this site lol) I have a great life, a shitload of friends, lots of cool girls, lots of booze and bunch of fucking parties. You know what, I'm gonna start posting my week in review up here... Providing someones taken pictures... Beh, anyways... Here you fucks go...

This pic right here was from last weekend when I took a trip to Ohio University to stay at this girls house, that's me on the left and my buddy Josh on the right who drove down there with me... I'd post more pic's of the party but... damn NG only allows one

ugh... sick of partyin.. not really


Posted by Cyprus - March 17th, 2009


Watching these guys!

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I mean, seriously?


Posted by Cyprus - March 3rd, 2009


Not that anyone really gives a fuck.... School is whooping my ass... Seriously


Posted by Cyprus - June 19th, 2008


Long time no talk, school is kicking my ass... 35 credit hours in one year is a bitch.
Fuck you.


Posted by Cyprus - February 3rd, 2008


My sleep schedule is all sorts of fucked up... And its getting really annoying, im sure plenty of you have the same problem. Or maybe not and Im just a freak.

gr.

Im bored...


Posted by Cyprus - January 23rd, 2008


Well fuck me in the ass and call me sally........ im guessing there are about 40 others because a lot of people were posting in that "flaming thread".... ugh
cmon dave tell them whats up

Banned again!?


Posted by Cyprus - November 14th, 2007


Oh the humanity of it all!!!

it only took 7 years... and the lack of posting for the majority of it :)

ugh... banned


Posted by Cyprus - October 18th, 2007


Hey everyone, just letting you know that I posted a flash submission for the first time in over 5 years, haha. It is SCROTUM THE PUPPY 5!!! Yes, I have found one of the 2 Scrotums that never were released to Newgrounds. Believe me Im not trying to take credit for Brian Beatons work at alllll. But like the description of the movie says THIS MOVIE HAD TO BE SEEN. Im not tryin to get my account deleted over someone elses work. So I just want to make sure I dont look like Im trying to steal it. If Tom or anyone else wants to take it away from my username and attach it to Brian Beatons (by the way his username is "Brian Beaton (Brian-Beaton)" please do... I searched long and hard because I knew someone would appreciate this. I think Tom would even like to see it... ANYWAYS if i manage to somehow, someway find the unfinished 6th episode (which is awesome, i saw it years ago) believe me I'll get it on here somehow. ENJOY! And everyone welcome Scrotum back!

I don't know who in the hell is going to read this...